bieberxfenty:

whores:

if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want

As long as you let me touch yours back

(via reminiscingmyinfatuations)

sodamnrelatable:

If I sleep too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.

If I eat too much, my parents complain.

If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.

If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.

If I go out too much, my parents complain.

I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

(Source: turvada, via i-cannothide-this)

ierosway:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL

(via slydigger)

babyferaligator:

hella is a very accurate amount

(via properlame)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: easternbabe, via obeseblackguy)

pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

• not do that

(via fuckinq)